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"Shut the fuck up Udina"
— Every Mass Effect fan ever (via officialfemshep)

(Source: vegavibes)

knightlife:

"Whatcha thinkin’ about?"

"Oh idk, Draugr stuff…"

heronfoot:

It isn’t that I don’t like you, mega slowbro, it’s just that I don’t understand you
heronfoot:

It isn’t that I don’t like you, mega slowbro, it’s just that I don’t understand you
heronfoot:

It isn’t that I don’t like you, mega slowbro, it’s just that I don’t understand you

heronfoot:

It isn’t that I don’t like you, mega slowbro, it’s just that I don’t understand you

tumboy:

do he got a booty

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he doooooo

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deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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(Source: asterkid)

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt)

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

(Source: generic-art)

  • bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food